The United Socialist States of Soviet German Union is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 137 million Red Wehrmachts are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Soviet German economy, worth 8.66 trillion RubleMarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,196 RubleMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet German Union's national animal is the Polar Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Soviet German Union is ranked 220,350^th in the world and 4,327^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.